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Anonymous James said...

Gus, don't be a snob. Plenty of wine comes in cans these days, and it can be pretty good.

1:06 AM  
Blogger Blonde Justice said...

Yeah, but not a soda can. I mean, there's going to be some leftover soda residue mixing with your wine. Or, even if you rinse the can well, then there's going to be water mixing in. Yuck.

And, besides that, if you're an adult, just order your damn wine and don't try to hide it.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous James said...

Actually, now that we've narrowed down what we're talking about, I'm not sure a little experimentation isn't a good thing. A friend of mine mixed red wine and sprite, and enjoyed the resulting drink. He called it "Sprine."

Also, one time my friend Hoc had to get some vodka into a no-drinking event, and all he had was a handle of vodka. So he emptied out his mouthwash bottle and used it as a flask. The vodka was very cheap, but the few drops of mouthwash made quite smooth and enjoyable. The drink is known as the "Hoctastic," but I recommend making a premium Hoctastic with vodka and creme de menthe if you have to try it.

1:19 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

James... listen to yourself! You're citing someone who uses mouthwash to get a buzz in defense of putting wine in soda cans!

--Gus

7:27 AM  
Blogger The Law Fairy said...

Why not use a bottle? They must sell grape juice in bottles. He could say it was grape juice then. The soda can thing is weird. I don't even drink soda from a can, if I can avoid it. I pour it in a glass with ice.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous JCA said...

Why did he even need to hide wine on a plane? Isn't the whole source of his troubles the fact that he's over age?

1:03 AM  

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